About me

I love to create beautiful things with elegant code. I particularly like low-level optimisation for bare metal performance and systems programming, but I also enjoy high-level functional programming. I prefer a strong type system over excessive unit testing and I prefer common sense over agile development methodologies. I am mildly allergic to buzzwords. Data should be immutable.
-- Ruud van Asseldonk,
https://ruudvanasseldonk.com/
Sums up my feelings completely.

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